I am now using an Apple computer after decades of using a HP. I feel much cooler now.
I came to realize that I do not drink enough water every day. Once I came to that realization, I walked to the kitchen, grabbed the pitcher of water, and poured myself a glass. I subsequently proceeded to drink the aforementioned glass of water.
It is such a nice day today that I contemplated going for a walk. After contemplating for a few minutes, I decided to stay at home.
I went to the dentist today and got a free toothbrush. I came home and then stored the new toothbrush with all the other free toothbrushes.
I boiled and ate a potato yesterday.
I was eating a waffle yesterday when I realized that the maple syrup was not poured uniformly. I reached for a teaspoon and proceeded to scoop some syrup into the small squares in the waffle that did not contain any. Once each small square had been filled with maple syrup, I then proceeded to eat […]
I noticed a mark on my phone screen today. I reached for a napkin and attempted to wipe the mark off my phone. I pressed hard but the mark would not disappear. That is when I suddenly realized that the mark is actually a small scratch. I now have a scratched phone.
I saw a bird today. It had red feathers. I think it saw me, too, but I am not entirely sure.
I was too lazy to shower today. I grabbed some cologne and sprayed myself generously instead.
I cooked some curly pasta called Rotelle for dinner today. The pasta looks like a corkscrew. I think it should be called corkscrew pasta instead.