I was too lazy to shower today. I grabbed some cologne and sprayed myself generously instead.
I cooked some curly pasta called Rotelle for dinner today. The pasta looks like a corkscrew. I think it should be called corkscrew pasta instead.
It is raining heavily right now and the thunder is extremely loud. It is not very easy posting to this blog from under my bed.
I received some junk mail in the mailbox today. I enjoy reading junk mail.
“Hello”. I like Lionel Ritchie. He is my favorite musician.
It rained today and I got wet. I immediately grabbed a towel and wiped myself dry. I like being dry.